This book starts with a simple but irresistible premise: In a fictional showdown between A and B, who would kick whose ass?

• James Bond v. Jason Bourne
• U2 v. Beatles
• salt v. pepper
• Dr. Seuss v. Shakespeare
• samurai v. ninja
• Gandhi v. Mother Teresa
• fat Elvis v. sSkinny Elvis
• beer v. wine

Read Who Would Win? to find out who would be the victor in each dramatic match, based on a litany of arguments you'll enjoy debating. More than 75 pairs of competitors are pitted against each other in every possible arena, high and low: from politics to paparazzi, authors to action heroes, science to science fiction. Cultural commentator Justin Heimberg argues both sides with conviction and humor—point by point and play by play—providing delightfully opinionated, entertaining commentary and trivia along the way.

Justin Heimberg is the author of numerous books, including the Would You Rather. . . series, The Yo Momma Vocabulary Builder, and The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: EXTREME Junior Edition. Justin also writes for television.