Even though your vampire’s skin is transfixingly translucent, he can still be very hard to read. Sometimes he’s simply holding back his true feelings, resisting the urge to bite you in the chance that one day you will truly love him. And other times . . . well, he’s just not that into you. How can you tell? Undead dating specialist Vlad Mezrich has all the answers and much more:

• quizzes
• Top Ten lists
• language analysis
• real-life (and real-death) testimonials
• fancy flowcharts

Once you go vamp, you never decamp—so let this eternally rewarding book show you the way to the vampire of your dreams.

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